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i was born and raised in frosty canadaria, where i ate a lot of raw fish, lived in an igloo, and trained sled dogs for a living.

for a very brief time i also raised miniature pandas, but i stopped doing that when one of the pandas ate my rollerblades.

with my extensive smoke signal training, i now live in seattle and scored a job in a communications related type field involving computers, which are very similar to smoke signals.